Shit

In an earlier discussion on a different forum, I came up with the following.

Hindu revivalists: Our ancestors made this shit
Hindu fanatics: All our shit is sacred
Hindu Quantum Quacks: Your shit and our shit is the same, but we shat before you
Hindu nationalists: All this shit is ours

Muslim fanatics: We will die for shit
Muslim terrorists: We will blow you up for shit
Muslim moderates: We don’t own up any shit
Muslim peace-lovers: You don’t understand our shit

Christian evangelists: Holy shit!
Christian proselytizers: It’s better to be our shit

Great Indian Culture: We get hurt when you shit
Indian Secularism: We suck up to your shit
Indian Politics: Crap
Indian Police: We lock you up for no shit
Indian Science: Bullshit

Individual Liberty: To shit is personal

Tamil: Our shit is different
Telugu: We export our shit
Kannada: You have to shit in our language
Kerala: We are God’s own shit
Gujarat: We terrorize our shit
Maharashtra: Get the shit out of here
Orissa: Our shit is rotten
Bengal: Our shit was golden
BIMARU: We are shit
Kashmir: Everyone wants our shit
North-east: Nobody wants our shit

Vajpayee: Old shit
Advani: Same shit
Manmohan Singh: I shit when Madam shits
Sonia Gandhi: Foreign shit
Rahul Gandhi: Poop
Chandrababu Naidu: Techno-shit
Vijay Mallya: Loads of shit
Captain Gopinath: Poor man’s shit
Ambanis: Dad’s shit
Narayana Murthy: Decent shit

Medha Patkar: Damn this shit!|
Shah Rukh Khan: Sh..Sh..Sh..Shit!
Amitabh Bachchan: Kaun Banega Shit?